TOP 50 SECRET CODEWORDS TO USE WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT GOOGLE ADSENSE ON THE WEB

Everybody knows Google. They are probably the most well known name on the internet, and as far as internet advertising goes…Google Adsense is the leader of the pack.

Millions of website owners and bloggers use Google Adsense in hopes of getting rich online. We do everything we can to increase page rank and improve Search Engine Optimization because we have to count on Google Adsense achieve these goals.

In fact, Google and Google Adsense have become so popular that we have created a new vocabulary or “secret code words” to use when referring to our Adsense Accounts in hopes of avoiding being caught when discussing our Adsense accounts online.

Of course we know it won’t take long for the Google Staff to discover this new “Dictionary of Googlespeak”; and when they do we hope they’ll have a good laugh on us for a day or two before they change their algorithm to recognize this new terminology.

(Note to Google) Hopefully the smiles we put on your faces will stop you from disabling our Adsense account out of appreciation for today’s source of entertainment.

(Note to Adsense Users) We’re sure you’ll understand the meaning of these TOP 50 new secret code words which you should use when discussing Google or your Google Adsense account on your blog, your website, or in your forums.

(Drumroll) So Here they are………

THE TOP 50 SECRET CODEWORDS TO USE WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT GOOGLE ADSENSE ON THE WEB

1. ALPS: A Losing Performance Site…your pagerank is tumbling down the mountain and your click thru rate is very low.

2. ADD: Account Disabled Dummy: You blew it and violated Googles TOS

3. AND: Adsense Never Develops….No one likes your site or your ads

4. ANIMAL: Account Never Is Making A Living….hope you didn’t quit your day job.

5. ARE: Adsense Revenue Exceeded…almost got your check so expect account to be disabled soon.

6. ARTISTIC: Adsense Reached Timely Investigation So Trouble Is Coming…. Visitors finally found you and they’re clicking your ads so you’ll soon get dropped with no explanation.

7. ASS: Account Suspension Specialist…….Highly trained Google employee who notices your site is about to make money.

8. ATOMIC: Always the Other Man’s Invalid Clicks….It’s never your fault is it?

9. BED: Before Earnings Disappear….The time when your adsense account reaches $99, or before your check is scheduled to be mailed.

10. BBW: Not big busted woman, but Big Brother’s Watching…Like Santa Claus, Google knows when you’ve been bad or good.

11. BIRD: Blogging is Ridiculous Device…Do you really think you deserve money because you can write words on a free service?

12. BOAT: Better Off at Target…..Quit wasting your time chasing the Adsense dream and go back to work stocking shelves at Target for better wages.

13. CARE: Can’t Adsense Reinstate Me?....Don’t count on it, you’re not that important to a multi billion dollar company.

14. COAT: Cancellation Of Account Time…The point where your acct. reaches payment point.

15. COME: Click On Mine Everyone…asking people to click on your ads.

16. CPM: Click Pushing Man….Person who does #15.

17. CTR: Click Trouble Repossession….someone illegally clicked your ads and you’re account balance is going to be removed without any explanation.

18. CYA: Click Your Ads…..Account disabled, end of story, (see #12)

19. CYANIDE: Clicking Your Ads Never Induces Desired Expectations…you think you’re going to make some money being sneaky but it’s instant adsense death.

20. DEAD: Did Every Advertiser Disappear?….No one likes your site that you spent way too much time creating and promoting.

21. DIGG: Don’t Ever Get Greedy…..Too much promotion will cost you in the long run.

22. DOT: Dumped On Time….term for account being disabled about the time your check is supposed to be mailed.

23. DR.: Damn Robots…..no explanation necessary.

24. EAT: Every Account Tumbles…..Don’t expect to put much food on the table with your adsense account.

25. FART: Falling Adsense Revenue Trouble….Google profits are down so expect your earnings per click and page rank to drop immediately.

26. FWIW: Fifty Will Invite Watching….Newbies reach the verification point (also known as the account disabled point)

27. GAIN: Google Adsense Is Nil…..99.9% of web owners will have this.

28. GEEK: Google Earnings Expectations Kaput…The Adsense team has figured you out and there’s nothing you can do about it..

29. GONE: Google Offered No Explanation…..Account disabled? Too bad. cya

30. GREW: Google Revenue Escaped Wealth…You found the traffic for your site but the $$ never came.

31. GRIP: Google Revenue is Paltry….expect this; slang = “Get a grip”

32. GROPE: Getting Rich Only Pays Employees…Shouldn’t you have bought a TV for your trailer instead of a DSL or Cable Modem line. Don’t be jealous.

33. GULP: Give Up Loser People……….Why are you wasting hundreds of hours for less than $1 per day.

34. HARM: Hide, Adsense Reaching Monetization….You’re about to lose your adsense account.

35. HIDE: Hefty Earnings Didn’t Exist….point where you realized you should’ve given up when your friends told you that you were not going to retire by making millions online.

36. ICE: Invalid Click Earnings……guaranteed to freeze your account.

37. LAP: Laughing Appeal Process……send the Google Adsense team your sad appeal stories so they’ll have entertainment at your expense.

38. MAILMAM: My Adsense Is Losing Money At Moment….People have clicked one of your ads and they’ll never come back.

39. MINT: Money is Not There…..Duh, what did you expect? Fort Knox?

40. MRS. : My Revenue Sucks…..your marriage with Adsense didn’t work out like you planned.

41. NED: No Explanation Doofus…..Sorry gooberhead, your account has been disabled.

42. NERD: Never Expect Revenue Deposit…..your code and SEO expertise won’t get you far with Google Adsense.

43. OGRE: Only Google Reaps Earnings…..The big boys and girls at Google will eat you alive.

44. PAD: Pennies A Day………and you though you were going to fill your nest egg..ha!

45. RARE: Revenue Almost Reached Expectations…people actually clicked your ads for about a year and you didn’t get banned.

46. SLIME: Selling Lemonade Is More Earnings…..haven’t you wasted enough time?

47. SPAM: Suspect Payouts Are Minimum……That’s for Adsense to know without telling you anything.

48. WYSIWIG: Why You Spending Intellectual Wisdom In Google?.....Can’t you do something more productive like work in a fast food restauant.

49. WIMP: Wont Increase Money Performance………Give up sissies, it ain’t gonna happen.

50. YELL: Your Earnings Lost Luster………।the point where you realize you have spent valuable time chasing an impossible dream with Adsense.

So there you have it. The TOP 50 new code words for Google Adsense users. You are welcome to use these words in your blogs if you’ll add a link to our blog. ;)